A Walking Shitpost

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

Man, I miss this particular part of quarantine

Mr president can we please stop giving infinite money to the rapist pedophile army

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

yes there's a global IT outage because of a Microsoft defect in their update rn but A03 is still up and running so are we really losing here

I feel like I’m having a stroke

"real people don't talk like that" can be a valid criticism of a piece of media but it can also be one of the highest praises i can bestow. there's nuance.

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious