sad girl life

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

did you google how to take a screen shot

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

(at a party) yeah dude i have a girlfriend. hang on i think i can show you a pic, she's absolutely gorgeous isn't she? (pulls out my phone and shows you a photo of a nintendo wii)

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?