trans-femme terror

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible