angelique

I just know it’s gonna really hit me the moment one of the boys says something and then I’m gonna lose it.

dont scroll up guys theres a malignant creature on my post

im writing up curse tablets against both of you as we speak

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

Archeologist 20,000 years after horses go extinct: *cries* I don’t

That comment is one of the most accurate things in studying history.

I can feel the pain already

Sometimes when I’m high I like to imagine arguments in the far future about what kind of milk or eggs were in our recipes. I hope the main opposing factions would be divided over whether the milk was from dogs or cats because “what other mammals were in the vast majority of households back then?”

i wish there was a way to tell microsoft word that i am writing in another language and i know more than you