Professor DickWeed

medusa was NOT a girlboss

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

Found this on Instagram and I can’t stop thinking about it

Guys little update on this apparently it’s a list of bands that were banned in the Soviet Union in the 1980s,,,, Its not for a church or something,,, it’s for a whole ass country,,, here’s one of the original copies of the list(and translated one)

I had a dream that public pools were reopened and my friends wanted to go swimming, and the pool staff set up a "disease and medication thats contagious" sheet. But we didnt look at it and had been chilling in the pool for a while. Then when one of my friends had gone to the bathroom (got out of the pool) they came back and urged me to look at it.

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, don’t go hunting them. Last I checked there’s no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. I’d say firework damage is usually from stupidity.

I’m gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.

No

@miasmicsiren If you’re too stupid to read adult content, there’s even a children’s book on the subject!