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Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”!
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holy shit the whole store is amazing
NEED
Shut up and take my money

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The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
remember the early days of this fandom
when everyone thought foxy was a good guy, chica was a duck, and how everything was new and we had no clue what was going on
Good times
FNaF Fandom:
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Eveyones Trashing/leaving the FNAF fandom but I’m just here like

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I don't care if there won't be more games of fnaf, I AM STAYING IN THE FANDOM
Could you reblog if you are too?
Yup.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.
Murder is work kids.
Too much work
Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time
Also work fast and no witnesses
THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!
Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?
If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much
am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible
do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not
Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.
Dances with plans
Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.
Thank you Tumblr. Now I have ideas :)
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I love this. If I may add, wear shoes too big/small for your feet so the footprints font give you away.
If you feed a human body to pigs you have to remove the teeth first. Pigs can’t digest human teeth so if suspected the teeth can be found. I would recomend grinding them into dust and releasing it into the wind on a windy day :)
Remember: The authorities will know if the murderer faked their accent/foot print/whatever, but as long as they don’t find your actual features you’ll be fine
No body no murder, hide it well folks.
if youre gonna bury the body, hide it somewhere temporary first. leave the police an anonymous tip that its buried somewhere else. after theyve searched and not found anything, bury the body there. the freshly dug soil wont be as suspicious and theyre not gonna look there because they already have
also if you pierce the lungs the body wont float
and if youre gonna do anything else, take out the teeth and burn the tongue, fingertips, etc. this will prevent identification by dna
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It should be noted by any prospective murderers out there than dna can be recovered from any body tissue or fluid, so destoying teeth, tongue, fingertips, etc will not be sufficient.
so basically, dont leave a body at all or make damn sure its not gonna be found
Hydrochloric acid is also useful for disposing of flesh!! Just make sure you can get rid of the bones too xx
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cover up any tattoos/piercing u have and wear fake tattoos
If I may offer a suggestion: commit your murder in October (or a few days before October begins), then once you get rid of the flesh using hydrochloric acid, take the bones and make them part of a Halloween decoration (the more elaborate the better, maybe add it to one big display so it blends in more). The police wouldn’t have any sound reason to investigate some Halloween decorations; so many decorations look so grisly and realistic, but if people are under the assumption that they are fake then there is no suspicion surrounding them
Sometimes I question my mom’s mindset when putting together old photo albums. In one picture you’ll see my mom, dad, older brother and I smiling happily at the camera, and then on the next page you’ll see my brother focused on a toy, me trying to comprehend what that toy is, and my dad looking like he’s half asleep or high off his head😅😂
Like, some of those old pictures make me wonder how in the world my mom looked at them and determined, “Ah yes, this is a very good picture that is definitely worth saving because everyone looks so wonderful in it!”
I’m tired of this trope where a human will get for a borrower or something an old dollhouse where everything is exquisitely crafted with all the details and the chairs are plush and the kitchen works and everything is the right size. It’s too convenient. That’s why I’m writing a fic where they get an old dollhouse from the attic but it’s a shitty Barbie playhouse from the mid-2000′s and the tiny fucking hates it
you people are lying to yourselves pretending any random person has a dollhouse like this stashed away in their house. Please realize the comedic potential of a well-meaning but clueless human saying brightly “Oh I have the perfect thing for you!” and then whipping this out from their dirty-ass dust-covered attic, imagine it with grime and spots from age for effect and keeping in mind the odds of it being exactly the right size are very small
Look at it and tell me any tiny wouldn’t hate this thing.
I lie on this bed looking up at the fake TV with one static image. The pillows are stickers on the wall. The blanket has the texture of a sponge. My back starts to hurt after ten minutes.
Counterpoint: I Want That Slide
How will I get back to the top of it to slide again? Sheer audacity
Wow. I can’t get over the fact that there’s no way to access the slide other than being manhandled and placed up there. This is effing hilarious
YES, WE NEED TO SEE THIS MORE
Unpopular opinion (possibly)
So, everyone out here is thirsting over a certain tall vampire mom, and they’re out here like “STEP ON ME/SIT ON ME MOMMY” and “CHOKE ME HARDER BABY!”
And meanwhile I’m over here like:
“Pick me up and cuddle me, you beautiful vampire giantess!”

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(Had to reupload due to the file getting corrupted for some reason. Hopefully it’s fixed. *fingers crossed*)
Anyway, this is a gift for @shinyzango. Decided to record myself as Ink Monster Bendy from her 2D Bendy AU reading Go the F*** to Sleep by Alan Mansbach.
Decided to upload the censored version since he’s still a cartoon despite being out of his page. This was very fun to do, but damn, there were too many sound effects to choose from! XC
Feel free to reblog, if you wish. Every little bit helps. Thanks! ^^
Also, in case you wanted a full view of my thumbnail:
(I couldn’t resist drawing him with glasses. XD)
Story © Alan Mansbach Bendy © theMeatly 2D Bendy © @shinyzango Audio/Thumbnail © JordantheCat11
I’M CRYING. I’M FUCKIN CRYING.
I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS HOLYSHIT.
I’M WHEEZING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay imagine this:
A mischievous, confident and not afraid to take risks borrower is living in this house occupied by a family with two kids. While they are getting the Christmas decorations out, the mother finds an elf on the shelf doll from her childhood and decides to do the tradition this year. The kids are a little skeptical, but willing to believe that the doll does actually report back to Santa at the North Pole each night. The borrower decides to have some harmless fun with the two kids, and each night starts to move the very light doll around. The first morning, the kids see the elf has moved and pretty much become completely convinced that the doll is fulfilling it’s spying duties. Neither of the parents question the different spots the doll moves to, as they both assume that the other is moving it. The borrower is having so much fun with this, finding it entertaining and funny at how easy it is to mess with the humans.
Bonus: one day the kids try to set up cameras to catch the elf on video, perhaps to prove the story either to themselves or their friends or both.
Just LittleBigPlanet things
•Latin Player
•I’M A BANANA/I’M A GUMMY BEAR
•shark survival but it’s impossible
•neon bomb survival
•you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies
•BRB BOOTH
•marrying each other by using a marriage level also everyone was ten
•dead space
•MORTAL COMBAT BUT POPULAR HEAD THINGS ARE PASTED ON
•Everyone loves Newton
•*dies* *immediately restarts the level as other people are having fun*
•*SLAPS SOMEONE OFF THE GIANT SKATEBOARD*
•"Hi" vs “hi”
•entire video game recreations
•"STOP SLAPPING ME"
•"Free dlc Spider man no money needed"
•Justin Beiber is a weapon
•the shift of three layers to 16
•ThAt RaNdOm ShOw
•Shane????
•MM pick
•terrifying levels that are most commonly made by people in Japan
•cardboard cutouts before sack bots existed
•HOLY SHIT WATER
accurate
Extremely accurate
Okay okay consider this:
A borrower living in a house with at least one kid. On Christmas Eve, the kid leaves a plate of cookies and a glass of milk out for Santa Claus, and naturally the borrower takes a cookie. The kid comes down in the middle of the night to try and see Santa, and finds that one cookie is gone. They excitedly look around for any sign of Santa, but after seeing none they head back to bed, a bit disappointed but still satisfied knowing that Santa must have been there and was probably hiding or something. The next morning the kid happily tells their parents that at midnight they went downstairs and saw a cookie missing, meaning that Santa Claus definitely came. The parents then look at each other, knowing full well that neither one of them got up around midnight to leave the gifts under the tree and eat all the cookies and drink all the milk. The parents then silently wonder if they have mice.
OR
The borrower fails to hear the kid (who is tiptoeing really quietly) and the kid spots them in the middle of their cookie heist and wonders if the borrower is one of Santa’s elves. The borrower plays along with it in hopes that the kid will keep their mouth shut about seeing them. They convince the kid to remain quiet about seeing them and to go back to bed so Santa can finish his work here. The kid agrees, letting the “elf” keep the cookie as they goes back upstairs. The next morning the kid mentions their midnight trip to try and see Santa Claus, but respectfully leaves out the part about the tiny cookie loving “elf”. The parents still notice that a cookie was already missing when they woke up to put the presents under the tree, and again silently wonder if they have mice (they ask the kid if they ate a cookie when they were looking for Santa, to which the kid replies they didn’t touch the cookies because they were for Santa Claus, not them).
so uh
i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes
and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????
Notable addition:
A thing of beauty indeed👌

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The crossover nobody asked for except for the person that commissioned me, thank you to @impossibear00!
I dont know if this is hilarious or horrifying, but either way, I still had to draw it
@ironicsuperstition I’m so sorry I never saw this but I’M YELLING!!
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS I’M DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m gonna wake up my whole neighborhood because I’m laughing too hard🤣