wagging my stupid gay tail

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

i wonder if uncle albert and admiral halsey have ever explored each others bodies

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant]

[comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”