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god i love bugs

fictional bug reviews!! inspired by @videogamecows & @horse-reviews but also @onenicebugperday!

i am cyril. i use he/it pronouns.

"bug" as a term is used very loosely. i'll probably even review shrimp or crabs but admittedly i like bug-bugs (insects, spiders, moths & butterflies, centipedes & milipedes, etc) more.

i will not be able to tag obvious triggers for obvious reasons. know what you are signing up for. (again: insects, spiders, moths, etc). though i probably will tag the type of bug for sorting sake.

please try to submit one character at a time.

i dont have much else to say on the matter

requests open!

#bug review #not a bug #pinned

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batsandboba

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

jebastijan

be3tleb0nez

Leaving some random bug memes here for y'all, have a wonderous day/night

ieafy

My bugs!!! My little leafs! 🥰

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ieafy

Oh, the bugs here are much larger than you were expecting. (This month's patreon print💌)

ratbugs

welcome to the bucket 🪣 !

! this is a bug safe blog ! bug squashers DNI !

spidersdaily

fleshengine

I've seen multiple videos like this and I love them every time. Makes me wish humanity domesticated spiders a few thousand years ago or something.

bugsinmedia

To start this blog off, I'll post a bunch of bugs from 'Humans-B-Gone!':

Professor Gregorsa; American cockroach (Periplaneta americana)

Sophodra; giant African mantis (Sphodromantis viridis)

Rose; Chilean rose tarantula (Grammostola rosea)

Violet; emperor scorpion (Pandinus imperator)

Harvey; harvestman (Leiobunum rotundum)

Mundle; housefly (Musca domestica)

Danny; spider mite (Tetranychus urticae)

Mother Sophodra; shield mantis (Choeradodis rhomboidea)

Empusa; conehead mantis (Empusa pennata)

Bicoris; orchid mantis (Hymenopus coronatus/bicornis)

crazysodomite

yucky basyas do this

@basyacriptid

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crazysodomite

Nyam nyam

fivetrench

#gifs that made me go squeeee!!! in real life

shiftythrifting

Recently spotted on Marketplace for £250

not gonna lie, kind of obsessed with this lil freak

I want 12 of them

intactics

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

vgbugs

may i request a post for Bug (also known as Capiller) from the kirby series

i find them very silly and charming

Capiller - Kirby Super Star

Little striped caterpillars with big googly eyes. Very cute. Some of the earlier sprites look a lot more hairy than later designs. Apparently in Japanese the word for caterpillar literally means "hairy bug".

They generally act as hazards that hurt Kirby when inhaled, but they aren't actually hostile. They're just poisonous.

headspace-hotel

read one time that bonobos and humans are the only animals that mate face to face, which is false and the writer must have used an unnecessarily restrictive definition of "animals," because millipedes also mate face to face

How do I know this? well i turned over some leaves one time and mistakenly exposed a millipede couple in the throes of passion. was worried at first that they were eating each other or something but I looked it up and thats how they have sex

organical-mechanical

oh my god???

no one told me that millipede sex is cute??

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weaselknievel

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime

spiderdungeons

i look like this

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