Mare Imbrium

A borrower who witnesses a home invasion and decides to take matters into their own hands Home-Alone-style because ‘only I can steal from this human’ or something like that.

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

the whole point of a self indulgent headcanon is that its self indulgent and can be used self indulgently, but when i, shame experiencers georg,

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?

gender is bullshit only thing you should be seeing me as is target practice

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

me the second I unlock size-shifting powers and go looking to make new preds-with-benefits friends