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post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

real love is so lit

can’t relate

sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!

Hiring managers

what if i didnt want finnick odair to be killed by lizard mutts did suzanne collins ever think of that

Can’t believe im an adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

“The adblock we deserve”

an actual video of me in any math class ever.