Your heart was glass, I dropped it

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

headpat seeking behaviour

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

@gaaaaaay

im so hungry i could eat a meal