Your heart was glass, I dropped it

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

@gaaaaaay

im so hungry i could eat a meal

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

anyone else really paranoid that everything has hidden cameras or just me

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid