I'm a real queue tea, init

I love when executive dysfunction fucks up my ability to make myself food. ~-~

Being awake at 7am and being up doing shit, not even feeling tired is weird af man.

I play Pokemon go with the national coach for Belgium's 40k team. He's from Durham. Wild.

Why are my neighbours listening to crazy frog axel f at 1.25 speed?

*dark souls lore commentator voice* And now for the story of bofa. What is bofa you ask? BOFA DEEZ NUTS

Did u no Rupert Murdoch not only owns too much of the UK's press and media, X but is also the acting CEO of Fox? This dude is a terrifying existence, man.

@johnsmith1882 Yeah they dropped the radar detection var to 70m, which is still a pretty big area, especially when they also dropped the var for being able to engage with both Pokemon and pokestops from 0.1 to 0.7. Like it was already hard enough to find Pokemon with the already limited functionality, never mind this shit.

I renamed him to FishDad

Sparkling water is great Fuck u