queued cha cha slide at karaoke bar on what stands a fair chance of being one of the most busy nights of the year

it was nowhere near as crowded by the time i was up but i started by saying, listen, don’t do any of the stuff that i’m about to say, it’s just the lyrics of a song, it’s fucking fiction. & then kept trying to interject between the lines with stuff like STOP & trying to explain it’s one of my favorite songs ever written & that i always just want to sing it without people making it into a joke, that they’re being really disrespectful

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

i specifically requested it

dj two headed calf is so happy to see twice as many faces as usual