:)

* rubs my fingernail against the side of a jewel case *

vrriip vrriip

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

*goes to an art museum* wowie um *blushes* tits in here

boob

thank you staff8008.

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

out of the way, straight boy. i’m boutta get it

i have been stolen

Honestly the funniest and most bizarre Pokemon tcg card I’ve ever seen is the one where it seemed that an aether employee is having a causal conversation w a registeel