They Feared Death So They Ate The Young

Thank @zombeecreator for this one

‘Summary: Rusty takes: Werner, Peter and Soryama to karaoke bar, and we ignore that ‘It’s All Coming Back To Me’ by Celine Dione came out in the 90s and not the 80s

Mtf Rusty AU

While Werner wasn’t a huge fan of America and the things they do here, he wasn’t even impressed with his new roommate either. Yet as the year passed, the more he felt himself be…. Tolerable to Peter White and who he chose to be friends with.

Especially with one of his friends, particularly Rusty Venture, or as she was calling herself, T.S. She was an anomaly to him, the way she cared about what people thought about her and how she also didn’t. The girl was an enigma to him, brash, unapologetically rude, she was….She never treated him like how the women of Ünderland treated him, it was nice.

Usually, when women approached him they tried to shrink away or ignore him, but T.S? She fought him tooth and nail and even picked fights, which…As much as he hated to say, and would never admit, sparked some kind of interest in him for this woman. He could talk back and she wouldn’t stand down, she held her ground and wouldn’t take any of his shit, it was amusing.

He found her amusing.

Maybe that’s why he indulged her, when she asked him, White and Soryama out to a Karaoke Bar.

“Oh man, Werner, how many drinks do you think she’s down?”

Werner blinked, knocked out of his thoughts, looking at his roommate, “Whut?”

Peter smirked, “You haven’t heard her? Dude there is no way you were so in your head you aren’t hearing T.S on stage.”

“On stage?”

Peter snickered and grabbed Werner’s chin, forcing him to look at the stage. He would have yelled, possibly knocked him out for touching him in such a way, if it wasn’t the sight before him.

T.S never really did make up, maybe mascara and some kind of red lipstick on her lips if she felt fancy, like tonight. Her blood red lips kissed the microphone as she sang karaoke, her cheeks flushed from more than just blush and smiling.

“There were nights of endless pleasure! It was more than any of your laws would allow!”

Oh….He..Could make his laws allow that.

“I’m gonna try and ask her out.”

Werner immediately turned back around, Soryama looking love struck and Peter looking like he was going laughing at the world’s funniest joke ever.

“Whut? Why?” Werner didn’t know why he had to ask that question, why he even felt somewhat angry at the fact Soryama wanted to do that in the first place?

Soryama only put his cheek on his fist and looked at her, sighing “Come one, she may not be like Leslie…But her dad is Jonas Venture! Come on, imagine what you would inherit! And-and-!”

“You’d only be with her because of her father?”

Werner didn’t know why he said it exactly, just the fact that it didn’t sit right with him. Suddenly Peter had shut his mouth and Soryama looked like he deer caught in headlights before he spoke again, “Come…Come on Werner, it wouldn't be all that, and it's not like you two are dating, right?”

Soryama had a point, they weren't dating and there was no reason he should even be defending T.S. right now. But as he glanced back at the stage, at her wobbly dancing and careless singing he felt a pang of something, “Ja, and? Does that mean I can't stop guys like you from taking advantage of hapless women?”

Soryama didn’t say anything, he only went back to nursing his drink. Although, Werner could tell he wasn’t gonna try that again. He looked like a kicked dog, with their tail between their legs.

Werner managed to catch a glance at Peter, his roommate still trying to control his laughter. Werner only huffed into his glass, before putting it back down, he looked back towards the stage, expecting to see Rusty finish her song, only to now see an empty stage being prepared. For a moment , Werner was confused until he felt something warm and soft ram into his side.

“WOO! KAROAOKE!!”

Werner’s ears rang for a moment, but he quickly relaxed himself when he realized who coizied up into his side.

Rusty looked up at him with her big big blue eyes, a dopey buzzed smile danced on her lips “Hey! Werner! Peter!”

“Ja?”

“Hi~”

Werner felt her move around the bed before he felt her draped across his shoulders.

“Rusty…”

She sighed, “No. I know, we have got to stop doing this.”

He nodded, unconsciously leaning his head back on to her, “I don't even know why we continue to do this.”

She sighed and put her face in his shoulder humming, “Who knows.”

“Rusty. It shouldn't be this hard.”

“You're dick or-?”

He turned to look at her, with a face he knew didn't look impressed

She sighed, “Sorry, so what? This is the last time right? No more flings after this?”

Werner hesitated before nodding “Ja, I think it's best…For the both of us.”

“Hm.”

“What?” He shifted to look at her directly, something that was definitely a mistake, she looked gorgeous as ravaged as she did. It was all because of him, the bites, the bruises, all of it, “Did I say something wrong?”

“Nope.” Rusty stretched a little and gave him a peck on the cheek, “Just thinking.”

“About what we're gonna tell Dean and Hank about me being there in the morning?”

Rusty snickered and slapped the back of his head, “Phss, no, I'm gonna tell em what I always say, nothing!” She started getting up and off the bed, “Want to shower and head to bed?”

Wener nodded, getting up, “Yeah, better then sitting around in this pity part.”

“True,” Rust agreed, walking towards the bathroom, “You know Brock and Molotov are worse then us though?”

“You're joking.”

“I wish I was.”

—----3 months later—---

“GOD DAMN IT!”

“Why is this so, hard?!”

Rusty turned over to look at him, hair messy, “I wasn't even wearing my Victoria secret! Those were my comfy underwear! And you ripped it off me like it was the hottest thing in the world! You’ve never been so riled up!

“I’M SORRY!”

Dean and Hank are very much the same, they have very few differences from their canon counterparts.

So, this is what I would like to think, while Rusty isn't the Perfect Mom in this AU. She has opened herself up to a semi support group to help her be better.

Billy Quiz Boy

Peter White

And-

Baron Werner Ünderbheit

Keep in mind, this isn't for drinking or something. If she gets overwhelmed or overstimulated she is throwing her kids at them.

She is still a kind of bad mom, not because of her being over-stimulated or overwhelmed. But because at the end of the day she is a Rusty and their core characteristics are being greedy and selfish.

She is still very much all of those things, she just tries to better, on the outside her excuse is

“Look at all the serial killers! They're all fucked up because they all had mommy issues! I can't give them all that.”

On the inside she doesn't want to be her dad, honestly, which I'll touch on more.

Hank and Dean still have the school beds, but I suppose she doesn't infantilize them as much or just see them as an extension of herself like they're a limb.

The reason being is because they aren't clones. This is bc Rusty is a bit more protective and that stems from this very important tid bit. Rusty knows she's a clone. She found out after her dad died and smashed EVERYTHING. She has thought about rebuilding it, but she doesn't wanna be the person her father was. So unattached to her own children that she wouldn't care if they died bc she could clone them?

No she can't be that man

Dean and Hank also get more socialization as children. You can thank Uncle Werner for that one, he chose some upper families in Underland to be their playdates.

Dean is still very much the ‘Nerdy’ one and Hank the ‘Jock’ one, but it's not their whole personality.

Dean LOVES video games, Little Big Planet, Detroit Become Human, GTA-ect

Hank is more into Larping and Table Top RPGs bc he can act is out on his own or with friends.

Relationships with the kids goes as follows

Closest:

Dean+Hank+Mom(Rusty)

Dean+Hank+Uncle Werner(Not Dad)

Second closest:

Dean+Hank+Peter

Dean+Hank+Quiz Boy

Dean+Hank+Sheila(Dr. Girlfriend)

Little to no relationship

Dean+Hank+Brock

So, Rusty’s relationship with THE MIGHTY MONARCH!!!! Is still basically the same. He still arches Rusty because he feels like there is no one else who he can arch because for whatever reason he is obsessed.

There are differences though

1.      Rusty and Sheila are best friends. Not the ones who talk to each other every day and laugh and giggle. But the one where they’ll talk to each other once a month and catch up and if they squeeze it in, they go on a girls trip for a week once a year with whoever they feel like at that time.

 There is this solidarity between Sheila and Rusty.  While Sheila isn’t trans in this au, there’s solidarity between them because Rusty gets it. More often than not Rusty is always sticking up for her and gives people shit when they do think Sheila is trans.

This example is wholey based on the bathroom clip in venture bros, where Sheila says she belongs in there

 Rusty: Oh fuck off! You obviously don't give that much of a shit, I still have a dick and you haven't yelled at me!

2.      So the other thing too, is we all know Monarch is the true reason Werner lost his jaw. He set up the whole thing and blew is straight off. But here is where it get’s different

Werner is one of Rusty’s bestfriends/totally not crush. More often than not he always was this awkward bulky dude who didn’t always get right, but still went out of his way to defend her.

So, when Werner tried to blame Rusty that was a huge “Fuck you! You’re my fr-some-I DON’T WHAT YOU ARE BUT I CARE ABOUT YOU!”

That’s also where Rusty and Werner's relationship is different. They’re like Magneto and Professor X with more sexual tension, frenemies with benefits

But it still ties in with the monarch, because Rusty is HELLBENT on finding the guy who did that to Werner. Want’s revenge wants to hurt them-Anyways Malcom/Monarch have seen that torture room designed specifically for that person.