odin is like âwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellâ
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ăorâs birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itâs so beautiful.Â
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
PĂ„ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
DÀr lÄg Loke
âKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torâs birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandÂ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Â
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itÂ
SĂłlin skein, björt og gullin við fÊðingu ĂĂłrs ĂĄ stĂgnum við Taco Bell Ăar lĂĄ Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skĂžn og gylden
PĂ„ dagen for Tors fĂždsel
PĂ„ asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lÄ Loke
âLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)â
*Snorts*
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