odin is like âwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellâ
OĂ°inn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ăorâs birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itâs so beautiful.Â
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
PĂ„ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
DÀr lÄg Loke
âKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torâs birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandÂ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Â
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itÂ
SĂłlin skein, björt og gullin viĂ° fĂŠĂ°ingu ĂĂłrs ĂĄ stĂgnum viĂ° Taco Bell Ăar lĂĄ Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skĂžn og gylden
PĂ„ dagen for Tors fĂždsel
PĂ„ asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lÄ Loke
âLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)â
*Snorts*
This is a Rosetta Stone
