Your friendly neigbourhood foolish person

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

@klavierr

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

😔 it’s march 😔

if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”

His trauma hair and bitchy attitude have bewitched me body and soul

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay