this is a joke

stork scissors $30

pen set x2 $ 40

crushed peppermints $10

medium black x2 $8

fine black $4

medium gold $4

fine gold x2 $8

medium silver $4

fine silver $4

medium white x2 $8

fine white x2 $8

medium yellow $4

fine yellow $4

fine dark pink $4

medium pink $4

medium green $4

Celebrating the end of exams with a haul ;) I lifted a couple of things during exam season but not much worth posting but now I have a long summer so you bet I’ll rob everywhere blind x

🥀H&M🥀 * Vest - 6.99 * Knickers - 8.99

🥀Tiger🥀 * Glasses wipes - 2

🥀Apple Store🥀 * Earphones - 29

🥀Urban Outfitters🥀 * Mario Badescu acne facial cleanser - 14 * Gum - 3 * Photography book - 12.95 * Rose necklace - 8 * St Christopher - 12 (x2) * Pixi rose tonic - 10 * Sheet mask - 3

🥀Paperchase🥀 * Cherry lights - 10 * Neon light - 16 * Pen - 8 * Notebook - 11 * Notebook - 15

🥀Superdrug🥀 * Foundation - 12.95 * Colour corrector - 8.95 (x2)

🥀The Body Shop🥀 * Concealer - 9 * Brow pencil - 11

🥀Lush🥀 * Tea tree water - 4.95 * Aqua marina - 7.50 * Celestial - 15.95 * The birth of Venus - 6.95

🥀WHSmiths🥀 * The Waves - 6.99 * Selected poems - 9.99 * Delta of Venus - 9.99

What I do know/various other facts since I work as everything but LP:

-They and all employees are not allowed to step off the curb/sidewalk next to the store. So if you grab some shit and run into the parking lot then congrats you have won. Keep in mind though that employees that feel like they need to be heroes and random customers might chase you. I say “not afraid to be fired” because if we are caught doing this we are automatically terminated. We aren’t even allowed to carry furniture to an elderly persons car, they have to pull up to the curb.

-We aren’t allowed to check your purse/reusable bag unless you allow us to (some people are so afraid of being seen as theives they actually come to us randomly and are like “I just want you guys to know I came in to use the bathroom and didn’t steal anything”) So if you come in, conceal and leave but you beep. We just wave you off and are usually like “probably your phone!” If you bought something though like sheets, clothing, or comforters. We will just check to see if we missed something and if there’s nothing we just wave you off again lmao. 

-If we see you conceal then you will have LP and SA circling you but the SA can not approach you ever. It’s pretty much intimidation. We simply aren’t allowed to. Take this with a grain of salt though because there are always outliers. A manager is allowed to approach you apparently but ours is fucking passive and won’t approach. Just sighs. 

-Don’t conceal in the fitting room unless your local store has people who just don’t fucking care. At our store not only do we count every single piece (i.e a 2 piece swimsuit counts as 2 items instead of 1) we pat down the clothes to check for hidden ones, and we shake it sometimes to make hidden things fall out. Also if you don’t come out with all the items, SA and LP will be notified and will follow you.

-If you’re going to swap tags, do it with similar items. Our registers read little descriptions of the items on our screens so that black top you want might read “Black ruffle top” but the kid tag that you swapped it with will say “Girl Pink skirt” Same thing for shoes. We also have the price written on the bottom for situations like this.

-Even if you grab some purses and run off into the sunset, we don’t call the police. This frustrates my managers to no end but we simply just stand there literally helpless.

-If you see the stock teaming putting electronics and accessories on the floor, follow them. We aren’t allowed to hardtag in the stock room so we do it on the floor and if you see us and say “Oh that is what I’ve been looking for! Could I see that?” and it’s not something we need to spider web, then we’ll just hand it to you and you can say “Thanks, I think I’ll buy this!” Rarely do we call you back to tag it, and that’s usually just the dedicated people. You can tell who’s stock because we have those big metal rolling racks called Hummers, and a stack of literal blue bins filled with shit. We also look miserable to be pulling that shit with us.

-Don’t be rude. If you’re rude everyone will know fast and that gains more attention on you because they’ll be watching and thinking “Ugh there’s that person.” and will customer service the shit out of you. Polite people though? A happy memory but zero attention on you unless you do something sus.

-Speaking of Sus. Just be calm and relaxed. If you look nervous when a SA is around you or you keep glancing at us then that makes you sus and we are forced to follow you around.

-Don’t buy luggage, purses, and backpacks and fill it with shit before check out. because we are suppose to check the insides before finishing the transaction and get in hella trouble if we don’t (Even when I do my manager still goes “Did you check their bag? They were in an awful hurry” like yeah dude. Not everyone loves standing at the front for 3 minutes just staring at their phone.)

-Unless your store makes a hella ton of money then nobody is watching those cameras. Infact our managers desk faces AWAY from the monitor. So if the manager(s) on the floor you’re golden. 

-Pretty sure this is basically every store but if you return something without a receipt then we use your license # to track and there’s a limit that if you hit you no longer can do no receipt returns. Anything over $50 requires a manager to confirm and if they’re sus they can turn you away. It’s also store credit but if you have a gift card we can put it on there too which is awesome because we waste so much paper for those returns :/

Lush DNA+EB (sometimes investigates, ive had a few instant refunds)

Glossier DNA (never investigates, always instant refund)

Amazon DNA (instant refund over chat)

For love and lemons EB £500 (10 day investigation)

Body candy DNA (had to absolutely fight them for a £30 refund)

Boux avenue EB £40 (3 day investigation)

Hollister DNA £100 (never investigates, always instant refund)

shein DNA £500 (mega easy 5 day investigation)

romwe DNA £500 (mega easy 5 day investigation)

zaful DNA (dont reccomend, i had to fight them for a £70 refund)

Foot asylum DNA £80 (3 day investigation you just need to print out a form and fill it out)

Victoria secret DNA £500 (so so easy instant refund in chat, never had an investigation)

Zalanado DNA £250 (i had to print out a form and show proof of id)

New look DNA £250 (5 day investigation)

Holland and barret DNA £250 (8 day investigation)

Beauty bay DNA £80

Apple EB £120 (3 day investigation)

Red bubble DNA (instant refund in chat)

Fuji £80 DNA (im begging you just dont do it absolute hell)

Crazy factory £121 DNA (so easy instant refund over email)

Pets at home £60 DNA (instant refund over chat)

-DNA: Did not arrive.

It’s really easy to DNA stuff online. Just email or live chat (i prefer livechat) the company and say that you never received the product, and that you were really excited to get it/disappointed it never came.

For Ämäzön, Wälmärt, Ültä, Tärgët, etc, it’s best to have an active account with actual purchases on there. Even after your scam, buy cheap things once in a while so you can scam again. I’ve done that with Tärgët & have scammed over $400 in items on the same account (with like 10 legitimate purchases).

Here’s a list of stores I’ve scammed and their protocol, & the amount I scammed:

-Ämäzön: reshipment or refund ($30) *Blocks your account after 3 consecutive DNAs

~Ä&F: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Ämërïcän Ëäglë: reshipment or refund ($74)

~Äërïë: reshipment or refund ($70)

~ÄlïËxprëss: refund ($50)

~Bärnës & Nöblë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Bäth & Bödÿ Wörks: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Bëd Bäth & Bëÿönd: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Bëlk: reshipment or refund ($50)

-Bëstbüÿ: reshipment or refund ($60)

~Bödÿ Cändÿ: reshipment or refund ($35)

~Cänväs Dïscöünt: external investigation w/carrier ($12)

-Cär iD: external investigation w/carrier ($60)

-Chëwÿ: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

~Cölöürpöp: no refund, no return. Only reship ($50)

~DHgätë: refund ($12)

~Dïckïës: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Ëbäy: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Ëssënce Makeup: reshipment or refund ($20)

~ËZLïp: store credit or reshipment ($25)

~FäshïönNövä: makes you file a claim w/carrier ($80)

-Föötlöcker: external investigation w/carrier ($110)

~FrëëPrïnts: reshipment or refund ($12)

~Fëntÿ x Sävägë: store credit only ($60)

~Gärägë: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Glössïër: reshipment or refund ($108)

-Güïtär Cëntër: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Höllïstër: reshipment or refund ($100)

-Höt Töpïc: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Hïbbëtt: file a claim w/ their website, get a refund to paypal OR store credit ($170)

~Hömë Dëpöt: reshipment or refund ($20)

~Husky (car mats): external investigation w/carrier ($115)

-Jöürnëÿs: external investigation w/carrier ($20)

-Köhls: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Lüsh: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Mäcÿ’s: reshipment or refund ($80) *Blacklists you after 5 consecutive DNAs

~Mïchäëls: reshipment or refund ($30)

-MK: reshipment or refund ($120)

-Näïl Süpplÿ Glämöür: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

-Nögü: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-NŸX: reshipment or refund ($25)

~Nïkë: reshipment or refund ($99)

-Öld Nävÿ: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Öttërböx: reships, you have to return the extra ($70)

~Pändörä: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Päcsün: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Pëtcö: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Pöpsöckëts: reshipment or refund ($18)

~Pürä Vïdä: reshipment or refund ($47)

-Römwë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Sällÿs: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Stäcy Läsh Störë: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Sëphörä: reshipment or refund ($90)

~StëälthDäshCäm: external investigation w/carrier ($25) **has terrible customer service

-Snäpfïsh: reshipment or refund ($10)

~Spëncërs: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Shëïn: reshipment or refund ($154)

-Tärtë: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Tärgët: reshipment or refund ($200)

-Ültä: reshipment or refund ($175) *over $100 is an investigation

~Ügg: external investigation w/carrier ($170)

-Wälmärt: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Wïndsör: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Vïctörïäs Sëcrët/Pïnk: reshipment or refund ($202)

~Zümïëz: reshipment or refund ($50) *Blacklists you after 2 DNAs

As I always tell you guys, I’ll be updating this list as I scam more stores! If you know any feel free to lmk!

A niiiiice big haul 😎

h&m-

crop tank- (3x2) $6

sunglasses- $13

orange scrunchie- $5

scarf scrunchie- (6x2) $12

francesca’s-

bracelet/dish set- $20

temporary tattoos- $12

sun bum lip balm- $4

hair clips- $18

eye gels- $3

star choker- $20

striped sweater- $44

victoria’s secret-

rollerball perfume- (18x2) $36

scrunchie- (4x4) $16

panties- (10.50x 14) $147

bling panty- $25

seamless leggings- $35

orange leggings- $43

sleep shorts- $40

mini perfume- (8x2) $16

lip oil- (8x2) $16

mint lip gloss- $12

overnight lip mask- $12

lip gloss- (11x10) $110

~ T O T A L ~

activewear haul:

lululëm0n:

wunder train tights $98 x 2

swiftly tech tee $58

d!cks:

ultra boosts: $180

6 pack of socks (not shown): $22

bbw (just wanted to include this):

into the night mini perfume, $12

0ld navy

- Hikin’ pants: $39.99

- Plaid shorts: $14.99

- Blue snake sports bra: $29.99

- Gold ear cuffs: $12.99

Dlcks

- Yellowish nike run shorts: $50.00

- Bombas socks: $12:00

- Shoe laces x3: $9.00

Total: $168.96