Honey Honey

Jason: *Presenting a PowerPoint presentation.* Jason: Ranking guns by their names. Jason, clicks: Machine gun. 0/10, all guns are. Jason, clicks: Shotgun. 0/10, all guns do. Jason, clicks: Revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

shawn spencer is the character of all time to me bc hes literally always existing in a mild state of criminal immorality but its so low stakes that one has to wonder why he insists on Being Like That. most characters who fall into the "criminal with heart of gold" trope are committing crimes big enough to either be justified (robin hood style), are committed to a genuine career as a criminal and are lovable by comparison to true evil (pirates of the caribbean) or are caught up in crime in a way thats like Serious enough to juxtapose against their anticipated character growth (han solo). there is genuinely no reason for shawn to be constantly committing petty crime and sin other than it being Really Funny. he'll lie about the meaning of a fake word he just made up while stealing muffins from a rich person mixer he wasnt invited to and commenting on how hot everyone is despite already having a girlfriend. his number one character motivation is that he deeply desperately painfully wants to help other people & believes wholeheartedly in the sincerity of everyone he meets. his tragic backstory is that his parents got divorced. no other weirdo can compare

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now