fennels fronds

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

forgive yourself for bad decisions and the setbacks they may cause. but do learn from it. try your best to choose what you need.

girls love to jump up onto your bed and touch you with their wet nose while you’re trying to be cozy

if a girl wants to wolf out in your bed you gotta let her it’s polite. you should also ask to scritch behind her ears

hotdog hamburger the infidel who was on team owo died to balls in his face

[image description: drawing of a fish climbing a tree while thinking “Why am I so tired today?" end I.D.]