saltskitter fan blog

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

I hate being in new environments. Where am I supposed to go and what am I supposed to do

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

can the fertility goddess tf be less painful on the breasts

can the stars in the sky shine with less brilliance?

im glad this process has been illuminating for the rest of you

i thimk im in rabbits with you

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord