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heh for my birthday i wished for world peace and lots of pussy

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

now that summer is upon us the absolute garbage hair removal ads I'm getting on insta are insane.

you can't even have a hairy bootyhole anymore. if you want to be near my asshole you better take it as it is you dumb fucking moron. I'd rather die than shave my buck cratt and poohole like literally I would rather get shot in the head because if I'm going to pay $$$ for some scrubbed up 21 year old to spread me and shoot lasers up my ass I've clearly lost the thread of what it means to be living breathing primate here on this planet and also Fuck Off