#embarrassing

me, immediately after communicating in any way with another human being: I have Failed

Am Exhausted By Friends/Acquaintances who are like “it would be so nice to have mono like you and do nothing!!!! i am so busy lol! i never get sleep because i am very busy and accomplished!” like i have a very bad strain of a reasonably serious illness (i mean, THREE illnesses, considering my strep test came back positive, and i have a tonsil infection, and mono) that has left me essentially bedridden for three weeks and too fatigued to do much of anything else even now, a bitch is not having a fun time Doing Nothing, but i appreciate the Nice Digs at my productivity/snarky self-promo at the expense of my literal physical health.