Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

just stressed myself out until i died

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

The way I still don’t know what a viscount is

Some stupid bullshit it doesn’t matter

It’s when you pay less than the usual price for something ☝️😊

FUCK YEAH.

ai generated dreck

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things