baby i'm not even here

Lucifer is somehow both a 17 year old trying to break free from his evil parents AND a 55 year old controlling mother. this is the only way of understanding his actions

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

having necco wafers for the first time in like 20 years . transcendent

omg a roll of these is 53 grams of sugar. i ate like 4 or 5 individual wafers and my stomach hurts 😂 still transcendent tho!