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New theory: 90% of the hot twinks Daniel has had sex with in his entire life were Armand. About 10% were not Armand but instead were cucked by Armand as he watched in the cuck chair. Armand unveils his wig to reveal that he was in fact hot twink number 1, 2: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15, 25, 30, etc. he will always find a way for Daniel’s dick to end up in his hole god willing

crazy that in the books lestat and louis are slave owners and armand is a former child slave who seduces them both and ruins their lives. and they just never talk about this

you break up with me to go hang out with MY dad/husband who abandoned me and i thought was dead for hundreds of years, refuse to let me come with you bc i’m crazy, make me babysit your ex boyfriend who YOU made crazy, then you run off to america and fall in love with a slave owner and live on his plantation and kill the slaves and drink their blood. and you make him a tormented daughter child vampire despite that being the ONE THING everyone told you not to do, and also a twisted reflection of me because i’m technically also a child vampire. like. i would have done way worse than kill your daughter steal your husband and throw you off a building.

yes, yes, Chuuya's hands. But what about Chuuya's French symbolist inspired poetry. What about Chuuya's inventive metre. What about his pussy.