rip to your gender roles but i'm different

sirens wouldn’t work on lesbians bc they’d be serenading us and we’d be like ‘oh she just means it as a friend! she’s being nice :)’

it's the class traitoring

do you ever read about clean eating and intermittent fasting and cleanses and all that shit and just think about how good the wellness industry is as repackaging dangerous and disordered eating habits as shiny wellness routines and become literally enraged

This aged very well in just two weeks.

if only there was a way for us to contribute to one big gofundme medical campaign that could be used to cover everyone’s medical expenses

:-)

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”

This post is FIVE YEARS OLD?!