I Guess I Forgot I Had a Choice

this is gospel to me

scientific fact

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

I'm assuming this is the episode op was thinking of but honestly it's kind of hard to narrow it down

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

Whitaker and Santos are charting / Garcia comes up to them dressed in nice/normal clothes and says that she's having dinner with her dad and his latest girlfriend (the plans that she told Santos she already had). She leaves and then Whitaker asks Santos is she has a scalpel in her pocket and Santos acts like she doesn't know what he means (and also makes a joke about "Or are you just happy to see me"). He says something along the lines of "you pick up things about people when you live together" then he makes a joke about a bathmat incident (?) which was embarrassing for him or something. Then he tells her that he can stay with her tonight if she needs him to. She basically brushes him off again in her usual way and he leaves it at that (from what I remember).

(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)

It sucks so bad when you see something that sounds/looks like its going to be amazing, just to find out they unnecessarily put in sweeteners.

My Cousin Vinny (1992)