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heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart
also consider: LOTR but hobbits haveĀ Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!
Hobbits:
Hobbits: what
i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate
LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons
Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we canāt take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now
Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here
Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this oneĀ āMerryā
TRASH PANDA HOBBITS
@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON
Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now
Legolas: do they⦠know where they are going
Aragorn: I sure hope so
Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel
Denethor: haha doesnāt he look precious
Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?
Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.
Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.
Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??
Faramir: ā¦.it just seemed like the right thing to do
Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh
Faramir: ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face
Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH
Eowyn: *stab*
Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*
Trash Panda Hobbits:
Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?
Merry and Pippin:
Donāt go where I canāt follow, Mr. Frodo.
~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~
Thorin: Youāre the burgular.Go on andā¦burgle something! Bilbo:
itās really wild to see how batman has evolved over time as a consequence of writers wanting to change everything while also changing nothing because any comic that lives that long is a shambling stitched-together corpse
early batman is a swashbuckler and heās having a good-ass time beating up these bad guys, because he existed in the context of organized crime being a big fucking problem. they were coming out of the 1930s. thatās the era of al capone, you know? john dillinger only died five years ago and he was a fucking celebrity. and batman shows up to be like YOU KNOW WHATāS COOLER THAN SHOOTING PEOPLE AND BRIBING GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS? BEING BATMAN.
early batman could not have been more clearly edutainment, pulpy enough to make kids feel like they were reading That Good Shit but always with a really obvious message (the message was DONāT DO A CRIME). he fights a lot of giants because having to protect yourself from people twice your size is very #relatable to children.
when he adopts robin itās very clearly to give kids a character to relate to more strongly than they can bruce wayneāFIGHTING CRIMES ISNāT JUST FOR RICH MEN, ITāS ALSO FOR COOL KIDS LIKE YOU. see how cool robin is, kicking the shit out of these dudes? donāt you wanna be cool, like robin? heās from the circus, that thing you wanted to run away to because thatās a viable life choice in this era!
bruce wayne was rich but his whole cover was that rich people are fucking useless. a man who inherited money? a fucking useless, lazy shit, no question. this was just accepted by everyone, that obviously an heir would never be suspected of doing anything that might take effort. the difference in attitude on a fundamental level toward the idle rich is staggering.
his wealth is also MONUMENTALLY downplayed, in the same way you see in old movies. they deliberately did not film the philadelphia story in an actual mansion because they didnāt think anyone would believe that the rich got to live like that. so bruce wayne ends up looking like he lives in a tract home in a suburb. āis this how rich people live? yeah, sure, probably. who cares, letās fight crimes.ā
they only introduce a backstory after the comic has been going for a while, because at first itās like? why would he need a reason to fight crime? itās fun? but i guess they figured they had to create SOME reason for bruce wayne to not be completely useless, as all rich men are. why is bruce wayne the only rich man capable of doing cool shit? because his parents died, thatās why. check out robin kicking this dude in the head. fucking sweet, right?
thereās a whole storyline where batman fights a whole fucking town because itās corrupt and the cops are corrupt and THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS CORRUPT so heās gonna FIGHT THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF HE HAS TO, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR COCAINE.
then the comics code happens and fucks everything. batman canāt fight, like, systemic corruption and dudes with tommy guns anymore. all the crimes get CARTOONY AS SHIT. the joker isnāt just a murderous jewel thief with a weird face, heās a fucking clown. heās a weird clown man committing clown crimes. puns everywhere. suddenly batman is fighting Supervillains, and theyāre all insane. but they arenāt, really? they are a cartoonās idea of insanity, like a wolf in a straitjacket getting hit on the head with a mallet. when a character is insane what that actually means is theyāre wacky, they do weird shit, they have no meaningful motivation and do crimes for no reason because the alternative is having them commit real crimes for good reasons and thatās not good for the kiddos. the fact that batman changed so much after the code is fucking WILD because, remember, it was ALWAYS for the kids. it was BLATANTLY for the kids. the code still managed to fuck it just through the culture shift it created.
then later thereās this shift, again, away from the code and away from kids entirely. late seventies, i think? fuck if i know, i donāt know shit about damn. suddenly they want to be more GRITTY and REAL and DARK. they want REAL CRIME. batman is PUNCHING RAPISTS IN ALLEYS. but this isnāt the era of dillinger anymore. as a society, collectively, we understand more about crime and the societal forces that drive people to crime and so on. there are a lot of alley rapists in this era of comics tbh and this is probably why. rapists always deserve to get punched regardless of class struggle. also at this point we understand more about violence, and people who are violent, who commit acts of violence and solve problems with violence and enjoy being violent. a rich guy having a blast kicking a guy in the head for robbing a bank is no longer great optics.
so batman stops having fun. this is now his dark mission, his grim assignment. he doesnāt like this job, but someoneās gotta do it. he will not smile as he punches a rapist in the head. this is serious business. i donāt necessarily have a problem with this decision, because i think itās a legitimate course of action to say āin a modern context, these behaviors become unacceptable, and so we will change his behaviors so that he can continue to be a heroic figureā. thatās valid as a motherfucker and i wish more people would remember that the whole point of making batman a grump was so that he could continue to be a good guy, as opposed to the alternative of gleeful violence.
(getting rid of most of the violence is also goodāheās a detectiveābut these are comics weāre talking about here so lol)
and then thereās the villains. youād think this would be the point where they say āhey, maybe letās go back to the way some of our villains were before the codeā. youād think that if they hated the goofy villains so much theyād just move on. but itās comics so nothing ever goes in the trash for good. and thatās when you have writers who look at a cartoon wolf in a straitjacket and they say āthatās not what insanity looks like! we should make him a sociopath.ā
i mean you could have just said āletās stop calling him crazy and try to find a better motivation for these crimes, like being an assholeā but instead now batman has all these villains with sociopathy and OCD and DID and schizophrenia, because that makes it REAL, because now instead of being cartoon crazy people committing cartoon crimes they are real crazy people committing real crimes!! OH BOY
and at some point someone looks at this and goes āyou know i feel like this might be ableist as shitā and writers could have said āyeah in retrospect the only evil clown iām aware of was legally deemed sane and didnāt actually commit thematically appropriate crimes, so maybe mental health isnāt the issue hereā but instead they said āyes, batman is kind of an asshole to be punching these sick people, but heās a necessary asshole because without him there would be Crazy Crimes and we all just have to come to terms with that i guessā
now weāre at this place where weāre trying to reconcile about eighty years of nonsensical horseshit and all of these decisions that were made because of shifting cultural attitudes or to sell comics or because one writer in particular assumed everyone would love his cool OC as much as he did, and there are writers going āyou know, bruce wayne probably has pretty severe ptsdā and there are writers going āwhat if batman was the REAL villain all alongā and there are writers going ālol rich man wears bat costume to punch the mentally ill and poors, did u ever think about thatā and there are writers going āhey have you heard of this ayn rand chick because boy howdy i just did and now iāve got ideasā
but the reality is that heroism and goodness are not static concepts that look the same to all people even within the same era and trying to reconcile every different version of what the popular conception of heroism has looked like for almost a century is dumb as hell and batman should have entered the public domain in 2014
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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms donāt have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about itā¦
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.Ā No keys.Ā Ā
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.Ā TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes didĀ have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.Ā But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyoneās carrying around, and thatās usually on away missions where theyād be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.Ā I mean, who wants to stick a phaserĀ in their pocket?Ā Ā
So, yeah.Ā Thereās not much little stuff people needĀ to carry around everywhere.Ā And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, wellā¦just bring a bag.Ā It fits more anyway.Ā Ā Ā
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
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Lake Superior Monster
People who have never seen Lake Superior do not often understand how deadly and terrifying it can be. Iāve been asked many times if there is a monster legend associated with the lake, because I am an American highway legend specialist and Scottish folklorist. There are a few legends associate with the lake. For example, there is an old Anishinaabe legend that there is a sturgeon in Lake Superior that can swallow an entire city.Ā
However, when I have been asked this question, I often respond:
The lake is the monster.
There are old sailorās superstitions still current among sailors and residents of the towns around the lake. I learned many of them while working on the water one summer and gaining a newfound respect for Lake Superiorās incredible power. There is a sense among the people there that the lake itself is sentient.
One example of the lakeās power is a phenomenon called The Three Sisters. This is when three rogue waves form and wash across a ship so quickly that the water does not have time to clear the decks. Many shipwrecks have been caused by The Three Sisters, most notably the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The ship was found at the bottom of the lake split in half, and it is thought that The Three Sisters were responsible for its sinking.
source:Ā http://lakesuperiorartgallery.com/Home/LakeSuperiorShipWreckMap.aspx
Lake Superior is also so cold that it doesnāt allow the bacterial growth necessary for dead bodies to rise to the surface. The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, as the old legend goes. There are many shipwrecks where the bodies are still there, almost perfectly intact despite having been down there for years.
The lake is a force of nature on its own, and as one explorer said, the most dangerous piece of water in the world.
The lake is the monster.
-excerpt from American Drifter
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