What the hap is fuckening, yo

Still a hopeless romantic after all this time. Very insane of me.

very irresponsible of me 

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

I wear your granddad's clothes

I look your granddad's clothes

I'm in your granddad's clothes

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you