Not My Pit, Not My Brisket

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

due to the activation of the dark gem's power all animals are now 'hell animals' and have been moved to the enemy team

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

Your Beloved Mutual be like Hey guys I have nothing original to say again but here’s 500 reblogs about the gay cartoons

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

Today was a small clean cloth placed over a very old injury