Talented Liar / Bad Comedian

cassette is a beautiful name for a girl

I love being a LESBIAN I love being a DYKE I love being horny for BUTCHES

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

i will never be horny again until a few hours probably

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

One interesting element of being a part of a conversation consisting of multiple ADHD people is the backtracking. At some point you realise you're all talking about granny oil wrestling or trying to remember what lobster blood is made of, and you all just go "wait, how the fuck did we get here?" and then you all start retracing your steps to figure out what you had been talking about before, and how it led to this one, until you get back to how you jumped from normal conversations to how one would logistically arrange an ostrich brothel.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

I love having mutuals and going yeah you WOULD reblog that one wouldnt you .

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours