I was struck by lighting, walking down the street

Skinny people could dress like huckle berry Finn and people would think they are a fashion genius

Skinny people be like “I’m going to get some clothes from the antique store!” No fear in their voices because everything is a size 2

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

me and my oomfs are ALL advocating bad sex and erectile dysfunction. ALL of us

childaborting hips

hey so i can feel the soil falling over my head

The German language was invented in a lab in 1976 specially to sound good in industrial songs

my honest opinion is that all fictional romantic couples should be separated by death and the surviving one should develop an unhealthy and offputting obsession with the dead one's rotting corpse

i just don't think it's that serious unless they're leaping into the grave in the middle of the funeral and begging to be buried alive alongside them or sleeping next to the bloated putrefying remains of their dearly beloved for decades

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now