bloodflowers

cat boys for real

I absolutely love this picture I want to use it as my profile picture

I want a tattoo of it

Im sorry... I actually do care if people are purple or green. I know it's racist. I'm sorry.

Whenever dudes are trying to be masc on television I’m like this guy went to theatre camp

when men roll up their sleeves. ok whore

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

Rigor mortis is gay as fuck. What do you need to be stiff for? Other men?

"don't go shopping when you're hungry" oh ok. it's bad to think everythings delicious. deliciousness is forbidden now.

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

getting into your friends’ interests is a love language

if one more person tags this as fucking homestuck or aot or mcyt i’m hunting u for sport. i will personally track you down and kill you