little pearl

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

I see I have to be more subtle

Please I'm begging you stop this nonsense

Get his ass

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

my homie took 1 puff & was rent asunder

y’all remember cardi b saying kylie jennier was in wap mv bc she represents women with no talent and megan just replying with yuh diversity ❤️ we didn’t talk abt it enough let’s talk abt it