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I’m lounging on my couch drinking wine right from the bottle in a white bathrobe while doing stuff on my puter

Just had to swap out my wine bottle for a different one because the aftertaste got yucky, feeling like a wealthy baroness perusing my many wines rn

Feelinng my head gettging heavy, leaning head vack afainst the arm of the couch adn drinking more yuhmmy wineee

i want to be so drunk i cant even manage to order myself another drink. staggering and dizzy with a desire for more but getting up to the bar being asked what i want and not even remebering how order, what to say, what words in what order to put them in. what theres is, what things are called, what i like or what i want aside from the taste of liquor in my mouth and the warmth down my throat and flushed hot over my cheeks, dumb "uhh, hah,uhhm..." 's and tense silences i cant even feel or worry about with everything feeling so soft around the edges, light weightless free and careless in my state. getting a slight side-eye squint from the bartender and trying (and failing miserably) to steel myself, or stand up straight, or act sober enough, think well enough that they dont cut me off (no..no please dont cut me off), you having to come over and put your arm around me in what just looks like soft casual intimacy just to help keep me upright, and in lighthearted, put-together social sophistication interject and order for me, acting like theyre for you . you know whatd id probably like anyway, and either way id drink anyrhing you gaveto me

Guy who you know showing up to see you with huge fat fucking milk jug tits stretching out his shirt. His nipples start poking through the fabric mid way through convo, and they are not possible to ignore. Only they start leaking milk through his shirt and now you gotta fight to not get caught gawking and biting your bottom lip. While thinking about just grabbing his fat fucking milk jugs and shaking them. Sloshing who knows how many gallons of milk around and wondering how much bigger his nipples would be if you used them as stim toys for the next few hours.

bustyboy is one of the best terms because it doesn't just imply tits, it implies HUGE swinging, jiggling milk jugs so heavy they have their own gravity

"You've godda....uh, wine left." I stumble through my sentence.

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Hey uhhhh... +1 [blorp] I think I got hit with some kind of... well it's not damage +1 [blorp] over time, but I can't really tell what it is doing. Yeah. +1 [blorp] Right because damage would be red. And +1 [blorp] negative. And healing is green. So +1 [blorp] what the fuck is orange? I've never +1 [blorp] seen this before-- have you +1 [blorp] seen this before? No? Shit... huh? Oh, +1 [blorp] well it started when I drank what I-- hrrp god, 'scuse me-- +1 [blorp] what I thought was a healing potion. +1 [blorp] Well yeah, it looked the same! What, do you expect me to-- +1 [blorp] hey. Asshole. Eyes are up here. Do you know anything or +1 [blorp] anyone that could help me or not? No, I don't still have the-- +1 [blorp] ow! WHY is my belt so tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhholy fuck ❤️