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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

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"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

jehandant

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

charlattecafe

oh my gosh I didn’t think I counted!!!!

spiralspacemutt

Shout out to all the undiagnosed autistic ppllll

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bruce wayne would almost always slip back into that paparazzi obsessed brucie wayne persona when he’s truly drunk.

an arm around you at all times, even at home. breathless giggles and flushed cheeks pressed against your neck. sloppy kisses with all the tongue.

if one of the kids comes downstairs to the living room late one night after the two of you have gone out, they’re traumatized for life.

“ew!”

“bruce!” you whisper, although it’s filled with giggles of your own. you gently push him away to look at whoever’s now scarred for life.

“m’sorry, honey. you okay?”

“not anymore. just.. there’s already enough of us in this house okay? geez..”

but bruce is back on you in seconds. eyes crinkling and shining with playfulness he keeps buried deep down. teeth pulling on his lower lip as he looks at you and tries to keep from laughing. slurred declarations of love and whispers of forever.

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You if bugs didn't exist

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なんかようですか

What do you want to say to me?

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todayintokyo

Tiger artist 十筆斎 returns, this time with a Pallas's cat.

gemthegerm

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

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yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

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Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

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inadvertently-biblical

PARKS AND RECREATION - “Harvest Festival”

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wikipedia is good

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