Fight Fascism

connecting to the mycelium network is actually a very fun and fulfilling experience, so long as you avoid the brutal discourse and occasional nutrition theft

I think I might have played too many city builder games during quarantine. I just tried to rotate the angle of my word document using the middle scroll button to try and get a better look at the plot.

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been gardening so much the thought “The wifi is running slow, maybe the router needs to be watered” occured to me last night.

#crosswired impulses are deeply hilarious to me#i was taking a greek class and a higher math class at the same and i tried to decline some differential equations#which. did not help funnily enough. differential equations are still bad even in the accusative (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

a jpeg is like an animal

feelings r like boogie boards. u can try and push em down under the surface but they will always and very instantly come right back up and slam u in the face. i think aristotle said that

what socks do pirate love the most?

Arrrrgyle

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

R!

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

[Image IDs/ Image #1: Tweet from youngmi mayer (@/ ymmayer) reading: well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of some rich guy’s actions we’re all forced to live with. Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: #Trickle down consequences /End ID]

im forming a bloggers union. make sure to pay your monthly dues and youll be protected by people who steal your posts 

This doesn’t sound a union… this sounds like the mob?

tony, softblock her knees in

y’got it boss.

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

@angrysalt42

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game