Eating People Since The Ice Age

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Do ya think hotdog from die of death vored a killer (like Artful or anything of the sort) for healing and because they ran out of hotdogs once or twice

Imagine being turned into a chew toy, and you just enjoyed a particularly rough play session with your canine partner. Imagine your stuffing strewn everywhere, your fur matted with drool and punctured with bite marks. Imagine dangling limply from a pair of jaws that just emptied your body of material, but filled you with purpose and love to replace it. No matter how long you last, you'll be appreciated the whole while.

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck