🐌

"rend asunder" is just a setting on a washing machine

I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

mike’s hard past couple of months

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

Debit cards are so funny, it’s like “please enter your PIN number to ensure your transaction is secure. Or don’t idc lol”