fast things go vroom. 🏎💨

Everyone needs one of these

i NEED more people to watch the mentalist because my patrick jane obsession needs to be spread

In the clurb we ALL speeding in the pit lane 🗣🗣🗣

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

While the rest of the grid is competing in WDC (world drivers' championship), 55 and 14 are locked in for the WMMDC (world's most miserable divers' championship)