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Like, wdym there are almost no PATRICK JANE fanfics/one shots

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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆𖦹.✧˚.𝓇𝒾𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔⡈ ⡠ ٭
patrick that is so disgustingly in love with you, so absolutely gone, to the point his whole body just gives under the pressure of his adoration.
between many, endless things that demonstrate to you just how much his body just radiates with love, kissing is certainly one of them.
having the smug, usually careless, borderline sociopathic patrick jane just melt into you, desperately at that, just proves to you how much his love is true.
his heavy palms holding your skull, his tall frame curling into itself as he leans into you, leaning desperately, as if every little move you give means you'll pull away. knees giving in slightly, not dramatically, just a tremor in his bones as he tries to bend his body to fit around your own.
he holds you with fear, almost, kisses you randomly when you're not even ready to meet the intensity his lips present yours. the need for you just coming out of his pores with how tightly he holds you. how his hands grip your jaw a little when your surprised self doesn't immediately reciprocate his spontaneous assault of your lips.
he wants you to feel just as intensely for him, wants you to be just as tortured as he is, so the moment you melt into him, when your loving arms embrace him back, his ever-screaming thoughts dissapear into static. his brain leaking out of his ears as your own lips move languidly against his, and the pink muscle that is your tongue, plush and slick with spit, hidden until then, traces his bottom lip teasingly.
causing his own tongue to wrap around yours, a syrupy exchange of dna, lazy and full of need that you're too lazy to act upon. too lazy, when all the licking and slurping just cause you to lean further into him, hold him closer and make his heart grow so big in his chest he can hear his ribs crack.
when you whine softly in response to the heat starting to form between you, the one that trails all over your body and ends between your thighs; your sound of pleasure is met with an even needier sound from him.
maybe a mock, but definitely an affirmation of the arousal that makes you two rub against each other like cats. a sound that you love hearing leave him, because even though you know he's repeating what he hears from you, it doesn't make it any less real.
so now, dizzy and hot, those tragic eyes of his having their pupils all blown, he just looks at you in awe. breathing like a dog, more truthful than he had ever allowed himself to be, in a pleasure drowned murmur, he speaks.
"i love you..." he declares, serious, sobered up from the pleasure, grim in his seriousness, as if this is a life or death situation that's leaning more towards death and he desperately needs you to hear it.
confession, which gains a loud laugh from you, and a reciprocation of his words, that causes him to laugh too in confusion. tension slightly melting into something sweet and familiar as you two bicker over your visible amusement. as if his words weren't painfully obvious when you could feel him through his dress pants.
ik he's so chalant matter of fact he's the most chalant if i'm allowed to say that
It's CRIMINAL how little fics we have for Patrick Jane on tumblr AND on ao3 COMBINED. someone start writing for this beautiful man now
i NEED more people to watch the mentalist because my patrick jane obsession needs to be spread
Hot Pot
patrick jane x gn!reader
summary: You and Jane are staying at work late at night but over tea the topic shifts and ends with him dragging you home.
tags: fluff, no use of y/n, gender neutral reader (except for one pet name at the end), reader has hair, reader has a secret crush on Jane, tea lovers, banter, late night drive home
word count: 2.3k
notes: This is my first mentalist fanfic AND the first I'm posting on tumblr. I haven't been actively writing for a few years but decided to just go for it again. Also excuse any mistakes, English isn't my first language.
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Hot steam filled up the kitchenette as the kettle finished heating up the water. Reaching for the cupboard, you pulled out two boxes of tea mixes. One of them contained ancient looking bags making it go straight back into the cupboard.
An herbal blend now sat in the two cups in front of you, and as you poured the scalding water over it, it was immediately colored a deep hazel. The sweet scent of cloves crept up your nostrils as you prepared the two drinks; one with a bit of honey, the other with milk and sugar.
Both in hand, you made your way back over to the workplace, going further than where your desk stood.
Wordlessly, you set down the pastel beverage in front of Patrick Jane, who's come to be your partner in late night tea shenanigans.
He instantly shot up from his couch, flashing you a golden smile before taking the cup into his hands. "Mhm, thank you."
You just quirked an eyebrow and smirked at his enthusiasm. It seemed misplaced to you at this hour of day – or rather, night.

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Secret's not safe with me
Summary: Patrick Jane's birthday is around the corner. And you decide to try and keep a secret.....
Content: Patrick Jane x female reader/ no use of YN / pov changes back and forth/coworkers to lovers/semi public male masturbatorbation/ female masturbation/ hypnotizing/hypnotism kink (woops) / Patrick Jane is a cocky SOB/ fingering F receiving. Unprotected pnv sex (wrap it up) / cream pie
An: I'm so happy you all liked my first Patrick Jane fic. This one is a whole lot more spicy so I hope you guys like that. If you have any requests please send them in!!! NOT PROOF READ (we die like men)
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Trying to keep anything a secret from Jane was impossible. But you’ve known him long enough and you wanted a challenge. So when his birthday was around the corner you thought it would be fun to try and throw him a surprise party.
The days leading up to it was what was stressful. Before the stress didn’t show but as the date got closer you felt the nerve of keeping the secret from a man whose whole life is to read people and know their secrets.
You went into the CBI HQ and knew you had to have a reason to be there. It was your week off. So you made a batch of cookies and made him a lunch so you could say you were just dropping in for a surprise.
As soon as you pulled into the building you saw his car park. Damn it, you're hoping he doesn't see you. So you get an excuse to go inside.
Jane was ever the gentleman and would offer to take the cookies up for you.
But just your luck, the observant man that he is, saw you pull in and waited by your parking spot and greeted you when you got out.
“I thought you had the week off.” He asked. He seemed glad to see you. Which was nice. You’d worked at the office for about 6 months. Mostly as an assistant. Taking calls and helping file paperwork and had developed quite a big crush on him. Hence a surprise party.
HIIII i’ve been loving all your patrick jane works so much!!!! I was wondering if you could write a story in which rigsby and the reader realize they are kind of in the same predicament, they both think they are having hopeless one sided crushes. maybe as a last resort they decise that they shpuld kind of couple up in an attempt to make van pelt and patrick jealous? i just love the thought of patrick jane being jealous 🤣🤣🤭
Jealous? Only a little bit
Authors Note: I lowk made reader and Rigsby like best friends but I dig it so whateves. Also ignore how kinda buns the fic is pls and thank u Word Count: 3,815 Requests Open!!!
Hello can I request a Patrick Jane fic if that's ok with you?
greedy
notes: didnt know what to do and another person kinda asked something familiar so i am going to do one fluff fic and a smut one k? anyway i'll write lots of pj fics, smut, angst, fluff etc so stay tuned and thanks for the waiting Xx hope u like it
ps yes i have a problem with praising and breeding kink i try not to put it in every fic but sometimes it just drives me mad
tags: patrick jane x fem!reader, p in v, finger play, fingers on mouth, sexual romantic stablished relationship, smut, reader has hair.
you wake up to the sound of leaves falling and birds singing. a deep autumn has been around for about a week. parts of your brain almost feel worried about getting late to work but somewhere, it remembers its saturday.
but you also wake up to the feeling of your needy boyfriend grinding his lenght against your now wet cunt, what a day!
"well look who just woke up" he says, voice trembling in neediness. "hi sweetheart" patrick whispers as he starts kissing your face. the position you're in is quite comfortable. you're laying on your back, bare body, and he's resting his head on your chest, or well, was, now he's giving you sloppy sleepy kisses.
"god i've missed you" he says, caressing your hair again. he is very sweet, that's his nature. but when he wants to feel your cunt wrapping him up he just doesn't stop praising you.
your relationship with patrick is now about 2 years old. you know, with little knowledge of psychology (compared to his) that couples after the honeymoon phase that lasts about 3 months, begin to fight.
but you also know that they begin to stop fucking. and at first, this thought made you quite melancholic, because if even one fraction of the times you make love is gone, you wouldn't know how you'd make it through the day.
but let me tell you that patrick has made sure that none of that happened!
your gummy walls are filled with his cock at least two times a day, flesh pounding in and out of you. deep thrusts hitting your G spot, your greedy pussy pulling him in and followed by a sound of satisfaction was a daily scenario.
as you truly wake up now, you switch positions, you're on your side and he couldn't say he isn't a bit dissapointed that you turned around, he misses the contact of your sweet cunt with his warm head. so he turns to the side too, embracing you, getting closer.
"hi" you tell him, sounding almost shy, its really the fact that you just woke up and the sense of dizziness you get when he caresses the curve of your ass with the throbbing tip of his manhood "missed ya too" you say, with all the effort left in you before you close your eyes again.
patrick watched your eyes get sensitive at the contact with the light that came from the window.
"come on love, please, just do it for me I- I need you right now" patrick says, his lenght, leaking with pre cum, traveling unsteadily from the curve of your ass to your clit, his whole body being against you made your desire to wake up incredibly higher, almost inaudible noises came from your mouth, but jane, committed to his job, catches his eye in the little details.
plus, the fact that your boyfriend, who is usually wearing a boyish smile and cocky attitude, is now confessing that he needs you, almost pathetic if someone else were in this scenario. but not to you. to you, it was a work of art; this kind of moments with patrick were your favourite ones. the ones where he let himself be.
"your greed sickens me" you manage to say, hoping he wouldn't notice your smile.
his head, which is now resting up next to yours tilts to the back and does the frown you adore when he thinks "well actually, many philosophers wouldn't agree with you, doll" his hand goes from caressing your lower stomach to caressing your hair, stroking every strand just like you like it "for example, one of my favourites, Diogenes the Cynic, believed that greed begins the moment you-"
and as long as he looked obnoxiously hot when he got all nerdy, your needs made fog on your mind since he started rubbing himself against your dripping hole. your fingers went to his mouth, precious lips smiling at you before closing to pursue one of jane's greatest habilities.
much could think that patrick's greatest skill was noticing every single thing. others may think he actually is a psychic and he can talk with the dead. but patrick's true, perfected with practice (with you) talent was sucking; whether it was your cunt, breasts, fingers, ice cream, whatever, he was just soo good at it.
strings of saliva laving the limbs of your hand, filthy sounds of his tongue wrapping around your fingers made your brainfog grow. you felt like a filthy whore, maybe you were.
you look up at your hand, at him, amused, stupid sleepy grin of satisfaction appearing on your face. why the fuck did the simple action of patrick sucking your fingers turn you on so much? the answer is loud and clear: because its patrick. everything he did kinda turned you on.
"come on doll, how much time am I going to have to beg you to make love to me? hm?" his low tone of voice and cocky grin made your heart skip a beat. his pleading eyes made you take mercy of him (not really, you wanted to jump his bones almost as much as he did)
"well" you say, getting on top of him, he immediately got the picture and he sat up against the bed frame. you align your entrance with his thick and long greediness as you say "you, patrick jane, are a very very lucky guy".
you feel every inch and vein of him filling you, making you feel complete. he tilts his head back, letting it touch the wall and opens his mouth, both in awe of how beautiful you look bouncing on him and how safe and tight you are.
sweet words coming out of his mouth rentlessly, giving time to adjust yourself at the base of his cock. his hands stroke your hair, not pulling, just caressing it. his eyes never leaving yours
"i know you can- gosh- i know you can do this sweetheart. go on. take your time" his words filled with a mix of love and lust, making your knees weaker.
he let his free hand rest on your lower back. and of course this man has to have his mouth ocuppied on something. wheter is talking or sucking or eating. he started alternating between each one of your tits, nibbling your nipples, tasting them and kissing the bruises he left last night around the area. patrick loved kissing you, obviously. but sometimes he'd resist his needs and give himself an extra award, kissing you just after you finished, like something he has to earn by making you feel good and only gets to receive the prize after he pays for it: making you come.
as you start getting your pace back, deliberating slow and deep thrusts, the wet sounds your intimate embrace made, heavy breathing, the matress sounds answering to your movements and the ocasional moans you two made, your cunt started to wrap tighter around him, your pace getting more uneven and faster than before.
"god- patty- i can't take it" a considerate amount of curses were said as you could feel your high aproaching, and so did he.
"you- you're doing so good f'me love. come with me. please" patrick managed to say between whimpers, the hand that once caressed your hair now playing mindlessly with your clit.
you almost scream as you come to your high, patrick's lips muffling the sound with a sweet, hungry kiss. thick ropes of fluids made your bonding feel somehow stronger (and stickier).
tired and heavy breathing started to calm down as he stayed inside of you, now chest to chest, comforting you and stroking your back.
"my girl. you did soo well" you felt kisses all over your face, red and swollen lips continued kissing him.
"oh patty. ew. ew!" a rush of disgust following by one of laughter impacted you as you moved away a liiiittle bit and the fluids you've built up and stored inside of you now re appear on parts of patrick's stomach.
patrick didn't even notice since he was to busy pecking and licking your breasts. "oh no! too bad! now we've got to shower together love!"
"lame. such a laaame excuse ah!"
patrick wastes no time on picking you up, carrying you like a princess (aren't you one in his eyes?) to take a long, heartwarming bath with him. which, if you're not thaaat tired, it will be a commemoration of the events that happened earlier that night.