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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

The third benefit is that you have the knowledge of bigots absolutely making shit up when they say bigoted shit is what their religion is about, and get to call them out on it.

I'd say that the third benefit is actually that it helps you realize that the contents of any given religion's belief system are incidental at best to the function it serves as a social organization and a body of cultural practices, and as such arguing with religiously-inclined bigots on the basis of what their religion is or isn't *really* about is just implicitly ceding ground to them for no real benefit.

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

It never ends

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

I love this website so much

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

this is why you shouldn't swear

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down: