Cops can access your phone and all its contents through face and touch ID with a backdoor hack called “a cudgel to the back of the head”

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

Fun fact: for 2 years in a row I was in the top .01% of ABBA listeners and I will always champion this

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

Happy Pride, veiwers.

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob