ET QUE L'AUBE SOIT ROUGE

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

my hot take about homestuck is that describing the plot is incredibly easy (several others have done this, so i won’t on this post), it’s the STRUCTURE of homestuck that’s impossible to explain simply

definitely the worst/funniest eye contact experience I ever had was about nine years ago, on a roof in a foreign country, too drunk to stand up and trapped in the company of a guy I’d fought in the street earlier that day

I had a really weird dream where my dad and I were in Guanajuato, Mexico, on a father-daughter vacation, and some kid pranked us and we thought it was funny so we were chatting with him and he led us to an angry mob armed with bats and then he told us to run, and the mob was chasing us through the whole town and me and my dad were doing like…fucking crazy parkour to get away from this mob of people chasing us. And it was kinda fun because nobody was really hurting us, the bats were more for prodding, and people would shout compliments at us if we did something cool, and everyone was having a good time chasing us and poking us with sticks. They’d even set up like…ramps and stuff so we could run along rooftops or over cars, and any time we did the whole crowd would start cheering and whooping. Then we all arrived at a park after like 30-ish minutes of this chase and the mob threw confetti at us and told us that forming a mob to chase white people through town was a celebration for a local saint who helped drive out corrupt Spanish tax collectors. Then everybody got drunk on Pulque and we all ate cake and they said we did a good job and drove us to the airport for our flight back home.

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.

Regularly forget we posted this and then are hit like a brick with notifications like this one