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some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwave

i need you guys realise that i’m making fun of you

Aliens for April…… why not

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

Why not?

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

wild

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

oh I didn’t realize this was a writing prompt

deepfakes have gone too far

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

i am dumber than a mouse

i saw a glue trap in a drawer and didn't know what it was (I thought it was an open tray of sauce) and pressed my entire hand into it and now im stuck to. a glue trap

hal what kind of sauce looks like glue

barbacue sauce ):

I really don’t want to be rude, but hey OP, why the ever-loving heck did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was an open tray of barbecue sauce?

i saw it and it was dark in the drawer and i went 'hehe....sauce time'

op. op... if it did end up being bbq sauce. why would you want to shove your entire hand into it. what is the thought process.

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

Biting your lower lip is seductive and attractive, whereas biting your upper lip has the completely opposite effect.

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

OMFS