life party me piñata

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

treat i can't afford save me

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

this time scrolling social media as a substitute for genuine human connection will work. i know it

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

Starting NOW!!

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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

only 16 days left of hockey

only 15 days left of hockey

ONLY 14 days left of hockey