romance junkie

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

So I am just sitting here unkissed and uncuddled, the audacity of life

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*