:))))))

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

The cutest thing about being a science and math enthusiast who’s dating an artist is that they get impressed by the littlest things. I’ll solve the simplest calculus problem and to my gf it’s like I invented math. I’ll explain the most basic concepts of quantum mechanics and my gf will look at me like I’m Erwin Schrödinger himself. It’s so cute how my gf will look at me like I’m some sort of God who is bringing enlightenment to humankind.

By extension, I am impressed by the littlest artsy things by gf does. My gf can take things from the real world and just transfer them onto paper like it’s no big deal, when I struggle to draw a proportionate stickman. My gf can look at things and see the beauty in them when to me they’re all just a bunch of atoms strung together. The biggest compliment is when my gf draws me though. I’m so goddamn BEAUTIFUL in their eyes!! Like what?! Gah all this artsy stuff is so complicated to me and they make it look so simple.

Wow you guys actually liked this post huh

movies have got to stop having a single word for a title it’s fucking with my Google searches

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

@pirate-patton

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

Especially in an At Will state that can fire you for no reason at all.

Googling doesn’t seem like a skill until you see what elderly, or computer illiterate, folks type in the search bar.

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin