Hey slug/ts!

Chef kiss

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

BIBLIOBURRO

before I left for work today I on a whim pulled a random tarot card and I got death which is a positive card in general but it also made me laugh because I asked the cards "What's my work shift at the funeral home gonna be like today?" And I got death. Like yes ha ha you guys are hilarious. Making me pull that very on the nose card. Yes, death will be there it will be death-like at the funeral home. very funny

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

c'mon man this is like the third time I've had to go into a trusted comrade's mental fortress and had to walk through like four consecutive rooms worth of torturing me sexually in leather outfits can I get someone normal for once?

I just want ONE party member that isn't fantasizing about trapping my soul in a piece of jewelry and wearing it forever. One. Is that so much to ask?

everyone please respect how tumbler user "pokeballvictim" would like to not be trapped in a small object and carried around on someone's person